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Pop culture dispatches from the Great Lakes

Colorado Avalance

the Fifth Line: Rosen-Kane & Guilden-Toews are Dead

November 13, 2014 by -J. 1 Comment

Watching the Chicago Blackhawks eke out a victory against the Tampa Bay Lightning on Tuesday was a harrowing experience. Once again, the puck seemed bound and determined to give probability the slip. Chicago was approaching 30 shots on goal with nary a point in sight!

I joked on Twitter that the Blackhawks were bending probability worse than the coin in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

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Then I realized that Tom Stoppard’s play was actually the perfect lens through which to talk about probability and absurdity in the NHL. Assembled below are aspects of the play, characters, and relevant quotes all mashed them up with their NHL equivalent. Despite the title above, Kane and Toews aren’t who I’ve lined up to play R&G — that comes at the end, naturally. Instead, Chicago is best represented by that damn coin.

The Coin: Chicago Blackhawks

A weaker man might be moved to re-examine his faith, if in nothing else at least in the law of probability.

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Posted in: Hockey, Sports Tagged: Anaheim Ducks, Buffalo Sabres, Chicago Blackhawks, Colorado Avalance, Columbus Blue Jackets, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Sidney Crosby

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