Hey, wanna see something totally not at all depressing if you’re a Chicago fan?
There are only 2 teams in the NHL that have scored fewer 5 on 5 goals than Buffalo since February 1st:
Arizona and CHICAGO
— Jen LC (@RegressedPDO) March 30, 2015
Arizona and Buffalo, the two teams whose front offices are tanking the hardest, are teams that have been gutted in an effort to land a top-two draft pick. Their games against each other are so awful, and filled with fans cheering against their own team, that such games have been likened to existentialist avant garde performance.
Chicago’s offense has been so bad the last couple months, they’re playing at these teams’ level. [Read more…]